A man took off his coat as he entered a hotel and put it aside with a note saying,
"Do not attempt to steal this coat because I am the boxing champion."
However, when he returned after eating and washing up, the coat was missing and there was a note left there which read,
"Do not attempt to chase me because I am the world sprinting champion."
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Traveller: Why are you stopping at every station to buy a ticket for the next station?
Fellow traveller: I have no option, the doctor says that I should not undertake long journeys.