'Whoever guides (another) to a good deed will get a reward similar to the one who performs it.'

Monday, May 14, 2012

A Magistrate, Man, Teacher, Student, & A Bald Friend

Magistrate: Now that it cannot be proven that you did any crime, you may leave the prison in honour. 

ireminiscesAccused man: Sir! Am I allowed to commit a small crime for the two weeks I was kept in prison?


Teacher: When were you born?

Student: In 1982 B.U.

Teacher: and what does B.U. mean?

Student: It means Before Umar, who is my younger brother.



Friend to bald friend: Do you have any difficulty with your baldness?

Bald friend: The only difficulty I have is that when I start to wash my face, I don't know where to stop.

5 comments:

  1. Interesting post, made me smile, we could all do with some humour in life, thanks for posting this.

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  2. I like the first one haha! What a request.

    x

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  3. haha..nice sharing!Have a happy day :)

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  4. Asalamu alaikum warahmatulahi wabaraktuhu,

    @Zarina Hassem - Your welcome & im glad I made you smile.

    @Chahrazad - Im glad you like the 1st one!

    @CREATIVE MIND - InshAllah, you have a happy day always.

    @x@hu - Glad you enjoyed Brother Umar, mashAllah.

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