Magistrate: Now that it cannot be proven that you did any crime, you may leave the prison in honour.
Accused man: Sir! Am I allowed to commit a small crime for the two weeks I was kept in prison?
Teacher: When were you born?
Student: In 1982 B.U.
Teacher: and what does B.U. mean?
Student: It means Before Umar, who is my younger brother.
Friend to bald friend: Do you have any difficulty with your baldness?
Bald friend: The only difficulty I have is that when I start to wash my face, I don't know where to stop.
Interesting post, made me smile, we could all do with some humour in life, thanks for posting this.
ReplyDeleteI like the first one haha! What a request.
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haha..nice sharing!Have a happy day :)
ReplyDeleteLol at the B.U!
ReplyDeleteAsalamu alaikum warahmatulahi wabaraktuhu,
ReplyDelete@Zarina Hassem - Your welcome & im glad I made you smile.
@Chahrazad - Im glad you like the 1st one!
@CREATIVE MIND - InshAllah, you have a happy day always.
@x@hu - Glad you enjoyed Brother Umar, mashAllah.